"Insecurity is the mother of invention."
- William Burroughs -
At the edge of Great Mother, the sand desert surrounding
West-African states of Waga, Wonga & Wingo. The Lost Hope Cafe
serves as a midpoint and meeting point for the traders, smugglers,
jugglers, snakecharmers and charters heading up to the north across the
Great Mother. Most of them are colorfully armed with muskets, scythes,
axes, hatchets, clubs and knives.
The place is known as "
Timbuktu of
3rd Millenium", statement which carries on the myth of keeping
the tales of truth (news) and the tales of lie (street-corner-legends)
at the same track; mixed with dervishish illusions and assassinating
humor. The 1st edition of the lone planetīs survival kit did contain
some whulabala of these tales, not a single true line.
Lost Hope is standing at the edge of the desert with three walls and
one blue canvas. Electricity is
naga,
but an open stove in the middle serves as a warmer and cooker. Sand is
kept outside by feeding the chicken inside. A lone violin, melancholic
guitar, talking drums and a sad toned harp is heard at the cafe. Words
spoken here are never really understood, because twentythree tribal
dialects spoken here are not known anywhere else.
No signpost of the Lost Hope Cafe is found, only a sign telling
WgnWogonde, which has nothing to do with Hope. The name of the cafe
survives only in modern oral tradition among the Great Motherian
traders.
No coffee served, only tea, yage, the meat of goat and lamb, and
white rice. Also some of the black market products are openly sold at
the cafe: black stout in tincans, black opium and black hashish from
Asia, black whores from the Central-African states, and black ashtree
aphrodosiacs from South-America. Black Menu is only available after
sunset.